Bad Food and Expensive Cigars

I stand in the kitchen, halfway to madness, dreaming of Hemingway's Spain.
Google Image Search: Sarah Morrison
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Even though images like this are decidedly more badass, Google still assures me that digitally constructed nipples attached to my name are still floating around the internet.  Whatever, “Sarah Morrison.”  You enjoy existing vicariously through your Playboy feature and I’ll just look down my shirt and know who’s really got the goods.

Google Image Search: Sarah Morrison

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Even though images like this are decidedly more badass, Google still assures me that digitally constructed nipples attached to my name are still floating around the internet.  Whatever, “Sarah Morrison.”  You enjoy existing vicariously through your Playboy feature and I’ll just look down my shirt and know who’s really got the goods.

  1. thelongrift said: DId you get a haircut? You look a lot hotter in this pic than I remember.
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