Bad Food and Expensive Cigars

I stand in the kitchen, halfway to madness, dreaming of Hemingway's Spain.

How to hold a Newborn Infant (via feydrus)

Thank you YouTube and Squeaky Productions.  I will keep this in mind for when it is time for me to hold a baby again.

As this happens about once every decade, I’ll get back to you in about 8.5 years.